Mild-mannered, blind, second-hand bookshop owner Earnest (Al Pacino) undergoes revolutionary eye-sight surgery in his home town of Bury (Lancashire), which temporarily brings his sight back.
Due to never having seen anything, he goes on a bloody rampage of rape and violence brought on by everything he is now looking at.
Catholic priest 'Seamus O'Flaherty' (Vinnie Jones) and tough LA Cop 'Zee Zee' (Robert Englund) are the unlikely couple drafted in by Bury Metropolitan Council leader Torben Nilsson - played by Denzel Washington - to stop the bloodshed.
Amongst the rampage however, Earnest falls in love with the homeless girl Ingrid (Jessica Alba).
After quickly marrying her (and bumming her in a unique way) she is killed by a gang of Cuban terrorists which only enflames Earnest's thirst for blood and revenge.
But by now his eyesight is fading.
In a race against time will O'Flaherty and Zee Zee be able to stop Earnest before he kills everyone in Bury and before he ceases to be...Looking Earnest?
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