In the near future of 3948, Robert Duvall plays the cyborg baker and pastry chef Zentar X; who is sent back through time to High Wycombe in 1974.
Lost and confused, Zentar X is eventually sectioned, after many incidents - including trying to convince a toaster that his best friend is a washing machine - and kept in a secure facility near Kettering.
Here Zentar X is befriended by a fellow barmpot called Shovel Wereotter III - played by Jessica Alba.
Zentar X wows her with a remarkable cake recipe.
Together they hatch a plot to escape back to the year 3948 using several spoons they have collected and a Hillman Imp.
However Billy Bob Thornton's CIA agent character, McKenzie Codeine, is hot on their trail.
Just as the portal to the year 3948 is opened by some nifty spoon work and expert Hillman Imp manipulation, Zentar X malfunctions.
Shovel Wereotter III is on the receiving end of a rather harsh bumming.
McKenzie rushes in to save the day, only to jizz in his pants at the sight of a cyborg baker from the future bumming a blonde nutter.
Just as the portal closes, Zentar X thrusts his left buttock through the portal.
Will he be forced to exist in 1974 without a full compliment of buttocks?
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